Archaeology Headlines: Breaking News About What Happened a Really Long Time Ago!
Pottery Fragments Discovered by Archaeologists from China and France (Who Got Along Really Well!) A team of Chinese archaeologists working side by side with a team of French Archaeologists and only...
View ArticleSave Room for Schuh!
Hello Dear Readers! I found this wonderful Viennese Folk Dancing LP at the thrift store for us to examine more closely. Let’s take a little look see, shall we? Here we have a collection of Viennese...
View ArticleSunday School Dropout Bible Stories: The Story of Noah
A very, very, very, very long time ago (biblical scholars disagree on the exact amount of verys) there was a man named Noah who was very ,very, very old (here three verys is widely accepted). Back in...
View ArticleScience Shannigans
Hello Dear Readers! Today we are going to break out our test tubes, put on our lab coats and push our glasses farther up on our noses to examine actual science stories from the around the web. Of...
View ArticleTen Reasons Why You Might Be Feeling Fat
You have a tendency to eat breakfast four times. The only equipment you keep in your home gym are a treadmill and a chocolate pie. Your dog leads a scrap-less life. You’ve traded in all your P’s and...
View ArticleRoast in a Nutshell: The Darker Side of My Brain Peanuts Returns
Sometimes, when life hands you lemonade, you have to take that lemonade and you have to turn it back into lemons again because you’re just in that kind of a mood. Which means, Dear Reader, that it is...
View ArticleThe Pottery Barn Decor That Will Make You More Intriguing
Dear Readers! The new Pottery Barn Catalog just arrived and not a moment too soon! For you see, in this issue of The Catalog, Pottery Barn finally provides solutions to how we, as boring, ordinary...
View ArticleDeath on Deck
I’ve noticed lately that a lot of my writing seems to have taken on a death theme. I don’t know whether to blame myself or my brain, Peanuts. Maybe it’s just that Peanuts and I are getting older; and...
View ArticleThrift Store Finds: Andy the Handy Anal Retentive Man
Hello Dear Readers! I had a little extra time on my hands the other day, and I just happened to be driving by the thrift store, so I dashed in for a second and came away the proud new owner of: Handy...
View ArticleThe Story of You and Your Sediment
As you may or may not remember (depending on the severity of your last concussion) earlier this week, my brain, Peanuts, wrote a well thought out and balanced essay weighing in on the pros and cons of...
View ArticleTrifecta Writing Challenge: The Life and Times of Spinkz Mccoy
Here’s what the Trifecta Writing Challenge was for this weekend: For this weekend, we want to play on an oft-noted literary concept: that of the opening line of a book (also known as an incipit, if...
View ArticleAnswering the Questions From Lesson 32
Hello Dear Readers! Join me now won’t you as we answer Questions from Lesson 32: Just to briefly bring you up to speed on Lesson 31 first, it apparently involved auxiliary verbs and forming negatives...
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